The Virgins Playtext
A brutally funny fever dream about teenagers, desire and female friendship from Miriam Battye (Strategic Love Play, Succession).
We go in, pick one boy each to pull, do that pulling, thenĀ come home and eat the chicken dippers Iāve put in theĀ fridge for us. At what part of that is dying occurring.
Friday night. Four girls. Two boys. Alone in a house. Some of them are in love. Most of them are virgins.
Everyone is pretending to know what theyāre doing.
Tonight, thatās all going to change.
The VirginsĀ opened at Soho Theatre, London, in January 2026.
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A brutally funny fever dream about teenagers, desire and female friendship from Miriam Battye (Strategic Love Play, Succession).
We go in, pick one boy each to pull, do that pulling, thenĀ come home and eat the chicken dippers Iāve put in theĀ fridge for us. At what part of that is dying occurring.
Friday night. Four girls. Two boys. Alone in a house. Some of them are in love. Most of them are virgins.
Everyone is pretending to know what theyāre doing.
Tonight, thatās all going to change.
The VirginsĀ opened at Soho Theatre, London, in January 2026.
